Slam Poem Proves that Cosmetic Products Can Be Used For Just About Anything, Including Collapsing the Economy

Megan Falley and Olivia Gatwood performed “Collapse the Economy” at the 2014 National Poetry Slam finals, and the two fired shots at the cosmetic industry. To be more specific, the two pointed out that if women stopped purchasing cosmetics then the economy would literally collapse, and Falley and Gatwood provided some creative ideas on how cosmetics could be repurposed. Spoiler – scented tampons and hairspray make an excellent makeshift bomb.