Hold the Phone! The White Bro Mansplainer Cursed Aurora, Not Maleficent!?

What if Aurora from Sleeping Beauty hadn’t fallen into a deep slumber due to a spell? What if…what if something even more nefarious than a spell had caused her deep sleep?

Behold the true reason that Aurora fell asleep for a 100 years –  The White Bro Mansplainer.

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And when she awoke, Aurora discovered that the pay gap had never closed and that Men’s Rights Activists were still a thing. Aurora thus promptly fell back into a deep slumber, hoping that, at the very least, Men’s Rights Activists would be recognized for what they truly were by the time she next awoke – the ultimate White bro mansplainer.