What I can do (smile)

What I most certainly can’t do (curse)

What I should wear (heels)

What I can’t neglect (easy breezy beautiful COVERGIRL!)

What I should cover (my nails)

What I ought to monitor (my weight)

What I should watch (the Real Housewives)

What I should read (how to blow his mind and other bits)

What I must extol (pop culture)

Who I should love (the other chromosome)

How I must love (with penetration)

How I should feel (less than)

How I should act (with humility)

How I should live as someone else.