How to Be (Prescribed)

      Told who to be (a lady)

      What I can do (smile)

      What I most certainly can’t do (curse)

      What I should wear (heels)

      What I can’t neglect (easy breezy beautiful COVERGIRL!)

      What I should cover (my nails)

      What I ought to monitor (my weight)

      What I should watch (the Real Housewives)

      What I should read (how to blow his mind and other bits)

      What I must extol (pop culture)

      Who I should love (the other chromosome)

      How I must love (with penetration)

      How I should feel (less than)

      How I should act (with humility)

      How I should live as someone else.